Our Miami stay kicked off with a thrilling game of “Where’s the Valet?”. After circling the block like Uber drivers on steroids, I went inside, front desk shrugged like this was business as usual. The hotel itself is fine: older but updated, rooms a little tight, and our “view” was a lovely brick wall. The bathroom? A glass wall setup that redefined “open concept.” Privacy while going #2? Forget it, we scheduled strategic “walks” while the other did their business. We booked here for free valet and late checkout (per their website), only to be told, “Oh, that was last month.” The elusive manager was MIA all three days. We self-parked for $20/day, yet got billed valet for all three nights anyway at $50/day. Overall, it’s decent if you love scenic walls, glass-bathroom adventures, and mystery charges. Otherwise, Miami has plenty of hotels with actual valets and doors that close